What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so underrated
Hufflepuffs are the Canadians of Harry Potter.
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
idk man i think its pronounced gif
is that john green?
if anyone asks me what tumblr is i will show them this text post
Imagine a pop culture trivia contest between Castiel, Thor, Steve Rogers, Spock and Sherlock.
Somebody please write this.
Castiel would win because he’s got his boyfriend praying all the right answers to him.
Too bad Cas can’t hear those prayers anymore.
you shut your mouth
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.